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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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