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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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