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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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