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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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