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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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