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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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