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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Buddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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