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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Alfie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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