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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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