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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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