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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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