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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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