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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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