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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Weasley eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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