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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Kirk eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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