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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Picard eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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