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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Spock eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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