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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pebbles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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