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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Piper eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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