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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dixie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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