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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dixie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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