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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Minnie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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