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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Minnie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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