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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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