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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Missy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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