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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Missy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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