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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Peanut eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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