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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Peanut eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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