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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Stella eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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