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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Stella eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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