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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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