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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sparky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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