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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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