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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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