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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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