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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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