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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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