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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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