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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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