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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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