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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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