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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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