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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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