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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bilbo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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