Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.