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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maggie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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