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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Toby eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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