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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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