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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Teddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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