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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rosie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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