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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Alfie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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