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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Molly eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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