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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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