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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Voldemort eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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