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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁
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