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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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