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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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